durnesque-esque

goesdownwithship:

supercalifraginatural:

grandpacain:

What you get when you watch this video:

  • The catchiness of Blurred Lines while maintaining your self-respect
  • An education!

I love this video because

a) it takes the catchy tune of a disgrace of a song and turns it into something glorious

b) includes the line “Get out of the gene pool” and any song with that line deserves everything

we should make this more popular than blurred lines

krazykitsune

fucktonofanatomyreferencesreborn:

A superb fuck-ton of clothing references.

Obviously two of the images are too large to see on tumblr (because tumblr’s an asshole, sometimes), so simply reverse-image search ‘em and click on the largest size. The one on the left is quite helpful for cloth in general, and the one on the right is just for creating lace.

[From various sources]

-just-fangirling-

captchi:

Kill me now, next time i do this when i’m not half asleep. 

This parody song was written and sung by me

The orginal song “Moves Like Jagger” is by and belongs to Maroon 5

Lyrics below:



[Verse 1:]
Was born in these walls
and I actually
got to the see the great fall
of Maria
Don’t take me away please make it OK
Hanz don’t let mom stay

I wanted revenge
So I swore
to bring the titans to end
Now we’re trainees
You thought I would quit
I graduated
Let’s start up some shit
And I just got eaten

[Chorus:]
Quit pointing your guns
I just told you
let me bite my hand
and I’ll show you

All the moves like Jeager
I’ve got the moves like Jeager
I’ve got the moves like Jeager

I don’t need to try to convince you
That I’m on your side and I’ll help you

With my moves like Jeager
I’ve got them moves like Jeager
I’ve got them moves like Jeager

[Verse 2:]
This Cell bed is hard
And the short guy is leaving me scarred
He don’t look nice
Erwin says to me
the basement they need
and I’ve got the key

Oh
So get on this horse
We will ride it 
Into the large forest
Get inside it
Big ass trees you hear
Is perfect for gear
I’ll take it from here

 And it goes like this

[Chorus:]
Ready on your mark
to defend you
Let me bite my hand
And I’ll show you

All the moves like Jeager
I’ve got them moves like Jeager
I’ve got them moves like Jeager

I don’t need to try to convince you
Plus I’m on your squad and I trust you

With my moves like Jeager
I’ve got the moves like Jeager (Yeah yeah)
I’ve got them moves like Jeager

[Bridge:]
We all know, you want to fight
control yourself, and please just sit tight
But I don’t help them
they’re gonna end up eaten
But I’ll give to your pleadin

So watch and learn
we won’t show you twice
How the professionals fight
And then I started grieving
Nobody else is standing
And now I’m gonna lose it


Gonna kill the titans

[Chorus:]
Ticked me off now I’ll destroy you
I’ll avenge their deaths
starting with you

with my moves like Jeager
I’ve got the moves like Jeager
I’ve got them moves like Jeager

I know that we’ll make it through
And I’ll be right there to defend you

With my moves like Jeager
I’ve got the moves like Jeager
I’ve got the moves like Jeager

eggyolk1
baesitter:

alright, so it’s summer
and a lot of us have nothing to do
so…….
fun and really addictive flash/html5 games:
i hate this game smh
2048 bc yea
don’t play this with friends bc you won’t get to play
qwop
curveball
robot unicorn attack
cubefield!!!
lifehacks:
15 actually useful lifehacks
more useful lifehacks
whoa. lifehacks
literally a website about lifehacks
"most awesome lifehacks ever"
it’s summertime!!!
for those of you in college (or starting college)
if you’re lazy like me lmao
you’ll be glad you’ll know this:
foods that cause acne!!
things you definitely shouldn’t order at your local mcdonald’s
gross things you eat every day
oooo subliminal messages!
PROOF puberty isn’t useless
more proof
menu hacks at mcdonalds
useful websites:
you don’t realize how useful this list is
or this one
and this one…
BOOKS!
learn a new language!
now practice it
do you have the perfect face?
know when to wake up
learn how to code
karaoke!
smart articles written by smart people
a great website that helps you find artists similar to your favorite ones really easily
use netflix and other things only available in certain countries
free music (and legal!)
just click this. it’s not so much useful as it is cute and fun
go to some random place on earth
actually useless websites
movies
awesome 90’s movies
upcoming disney movies!!!
loads of movies & tv shows
think you know your movie trivia well enough?
make your blog better
change your theme
or learn how to make your own
maybe recover the one you were using before?
get to use your dash better
tips for getting more followers
hopefully this will make your summer better!
this list took a long time to compile, so if you liked it, please reblog!

baesitter:

alright, so it’s summer

and a lot of us have nothing to do

so…….

fun and really addictive flash/html5 games:

lifehacks:

you’ll be glad you’ll know this:

useful websites:

movies

make your blog better

hopefully this will make your summer better!

this list took a long time to compile, so if you liked it, please reblog!